Thursday, 22 August 2013

70-year-old man inserts steel kitchen fork into his penis during masturbation

A sexual adventure went awfully wrong when a 70-year-old man inserted a piece of cutlery into his urethra in an attempt to satisfy himself.

The man who rushed to the Canberra Hospital's crisis section admitted to doctors that he had inserted the 10cm cutlery into his penis because he wanted to satisfy himself, but unfortunately the attempt backfired and the folk became stuck, leaving him in considerable pain.

Although doctors have removed the cutlery, they say the practice tends to occur 'during states of pathological masturbation, substance abuse and intoxication'.

Isn't that strange? Well, God help him!

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2 comments:

  1. Is that the real picture or a photoshop. Still wondeRing how it got in through the narrow opening.

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  2. Na wa oo..could it be real.such an old man....helen_johno@yahoo.com

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